Funny stories about 9

[FinalAdventure]

LOL Rae, DreamWeaver, and Jab!! xD Too funny!!! *dies laughing*

Now for an epic off-topic funny somewhat 9-related story:

I made wedding vows to our Cbox.

Will you take this instant messanger to be your lawfully-wedded Cbox?
To type and to lol
In stillness and in explosion
In randomness and in chatting
In 9ism and in banning
Till cpr do us part?

*dies laughing*

Alright... On a more 9-related funny story: I converted my stepmom to 9ism. I kid you not. She is now a 9ist. She has seen the teaser trailer, Under Attack clip, and 2nd trailer. She's always thought that 9 was an original, awesome, never-done-before animated film... She's been excited to see it, since I told her it existed and showed her a few trailers/clips. I finally decided to show her the Winged Beast clip tonight. She was super-fascinated by how fast-paced, epic, and beautiful the clip was. She could actually identify the characters and comment on how awesome they were! After the clip, I showed her the 9 character posters and explained in detail who each character was. Of course, when I showed her 6, she was like THAT'S YOU, FINAL!! *points at computer screen* ... I was like, " Oh... Indeed it is!" xD ... My stepmom's favorite characters are 6, 2, 7, 3, and 4 (in that order, I believe). Remember the clip where 6 was drawing a picture in the first trailer? My stepmom said that was the most awesome clip to her, because she has the privileges of flipping through my drawings every day xD ... She loves young artist characters. *tackleglomphugs stepmom* Finally you've been converted! FINALLY!!

-_- My dad's probably going to make fun of me for liking a rag-doll vs. machine movie... *facepalms* Ah well. I got my stepmom on my side!! >=D She's going to drag my dad to see 9 in theaters when it comes out!

[kohitsu]

OMG FINAL THAT'S AWESOME!!! WOOT!!! =D I'm so happy for you! ^-^ I wish I could get my parents as excited about the movie, but they don't seem that interested... =/

[Rabbit2009]

Jul 6, 2009 9:52:38 GMT -5 @kohitsu said:

I wish I could get my parents as excited about the movie, but they don't seem that interested... =/

MINE TOO!! They think I'm being immature just because 9 is an animated film.

A few weeks ago, I dreamed that an exclusive interview with the producer (didn't say which one) was released.
The next day, IT CAME TRUE!! 13 posted up the Tim Burton interview.

6! I thought YOU were supposed to be the one with psychic powers. Not me!!! I'm just a modest fan *hides fanart and fanfics under the bed*! DON'T DRIVE ME COO-COO WITH YOUR CRAZY VISIONS!!! YOU PSYCHIC! YOU PSYCHIC!

*hides* I'm not supposed to have psychic powers *shudders*

[kamalyn]

A few nights ago (if you were in the cbox you might remember this) I was on the forums, just looking around. I had to go to the bathroom, so I closed out of the window that had the MB open and went potty. I came back, and discovered that I'd left the MB window open. My mother discovered that too. She said she'd looked around enough to know that this movie was too inappropriate for me (even though I'm 19) and banned me from any and all things related to 9. Fortunately, the next day, I was able to convince her that I had no idea what that was, and it was just a pop up from some sleazy advertisement agency, so she lifted the ban. For a moment there I was afraid I'd never be allowed on this site again!

[Jabberwocky]

Jul 5, 2009 20:27:59 GMT -5 yoyobionicle said:

XD
Oh Jab! That whole scenario is more epic than can be put into words. Hee hee hee.

But imagine if you were wrong. "A CSM representative is--? ... Oh, oh, a Customer Service Manager, ha ha, how silly of me--"
(Catskull monster bursts into aisle and latches onto Jab's face) "AAAUGH I HATE IT WHEN MY INITIAL ASSUMPTIONS ARE CORRECT--"

AAAARRGH!!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE AREA AGAIN!!!!! I'm going to be haunted by that for the rest of my life.


@final: YAY for your stepmom!!! Of all horridness today I found out from my mom (the only person who ever listened when I talked about 9) actually is not the least bit interested. She was only being a nice mom and listening to her kid so I'd feel like someone cared. -_- I had a feeling this was the case all along but to be told so and make it actual fact is devastating. *sigh* At least she said she'd watch it with me to see what all the hub bub is about.

@kam: Oh dear! THAT was a close call! Deary me.

[leftwing]

lol this only happened about ten minutes ago when I was talking on the phone with my friend, Kayla! ;D

Me: Serriously, you gotta check this movie out! Go on youtube and look up 9 by Shane Acker.
Kayla: Okay, hold on a sec....Dang, it froze up...
Me: ....=/
Kayla: Allright, which one. the 'official trailer' or 'teaser trailer'?
Me: Don't care.
Kayla: I'll pick the official one.
-wait patiently for the movie to load-
Kayla: Okay....How do they know the names of each other?
Me: Huh? Dude, they have the numbers on their backs.
Kayla: Oh! I thought the characters were shaped as numbers!
Me:

Kinda warped me a little....

[kohitsu]

LOL Shaped as the numbers. XDDDD

OMG KAM THAT WAS CLOSE!!! *phew*

[yoyobionicle]

SOOOOO

Rae and Ghost and I have been using a Deviantart chatroom to talk-- incessantly. And we have some highly amusing conversations while waiting for Ghost to arrive.

(I am <TheInnerMinds>, Rae is <Yoyobionicle> She doesn't have a Deviantart account of her own, so she just borrows mine. XD )

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<Yoyobionicle>*snickers* Yeeeaaah, Pi wearing make-up would be a disaster! XD
<Yoyobionicle>She'd have both 6 and the Twins on her faster than she could wipe it off. XD
<TheInnerMinds>I dunno.... It could do wonders for those dark circles under her eyes... (is brick'D)
<Yoyobionicle>HAHAAA!! XD Her circles of ink? XD
<TheInnerMinds>Hee hee! Is THAT what they are?
<TheInnerMinds>Who on earth put those there? Did 6 pull a prank and the others are too polite to say anything?
<Yoyobionicle>... Ya know, I never actually thought of it... I just thought it was cute. XD
<TheInnerMinds>Bad 6! Bad!
<Yoyobionicle>Bad 6!! Drawing on the little doll's face!
<TheInnerMinds>Just like 8's little rectangles on his face-- just design quirks. Or maybe 6 did those as well...
<Yoyobionicle>Exactly!!
<TheInnerMinds>Revenge for scaring him all the time when he was younger...
<TheInnerMinds>What a polite group of dolls, keeping silent about that for so long...
<Yoyobionicle>XD
<TheInnerMinds>And then, one fateful day, 1 wakes up with a Hitler mustache. He does not realize it is there for YEARS.
<Yoyobionicle>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!! XD
<Yoyobionicle>RUN 6, RUNNN!!
<TheInnerMinds>And 5 has a target on his eyepatch, and 7 has little inky eyelashes... pretty soon the whole group is out to kill him.
<Yoyobionicle>Pi'd be the only one who'd stick with 'im... XD
<TheInnerMinds>And then they catch him, and condemn him to a life of shame with a curly mustache, angry eyebrows, anime blush lines, and the words "Kick Me" inscribed on the back of his head.

[Annadesu]

Today at work, I hung up a picture of 5 that I made (the one where he's dancing in an apron singing the lumberjack song). My coworker came over, looked at it, and asked...

"Is that Kermit the frog?"

I lol'd.

[Rae]

YAAAAAAAAY YOYO!!!! XD Ah, we have fun in there. *snickers*

MORE POOL STORIES!!!

Rex is freakin' hilarious, I kid you not, this kid is comic GENIUS!!!

Rex: ... Rae, you need to draw me something later.
Rae: What?
Rex: 7 and cooties.
Rae: XD And 8 in the background?
Rex: *snickers and then stands up screaming like a girl* COOOTIEEEESSS!!! ... and then 8 proceeds to kill himself running out of the room.

He also brought up a point that I liked:

7 and pet cockroaches. XD I couldn't stop laughing at that one! We figured all the dolls would enjoy them, but 8 would be terrified of them... (Nax glares at us every time we use 8 as the butt of our jokes... He's her favorite)

.. There were more, I'll have to ask Rex about it later and try to remember them all...

EDIT!!!

This came from a few days earlier, but I still find it hilarious. XD

My mom, sister and I were playing games and my sister's all: 8'S MY NEW FAVORITE!!! She kept rolling 8's and winning... *blinks* I guess it works.... He needs love in our house hold, seeing as Rex and I are always bashing him and his brainlessness. XD

My mom was counting up scores and she asked me: What's 7 times 9?

I proceeded to duck under the desk and laugh XD.

[Totochu]

The other day while I was at riding camp I came up with a crazy idea.

CSM riding lessons.

It could be like 5 or someone finds a pack of friendly CSMs and the group of ragdolls learn how to ride them and fight on them. *shrugs*

[Rae]

My brother is so flippin' cute!!! XD

Okay, as many of you know, I call my brother '3' because he looks like 3, and my baby sister is 4 because she looks like 4... *shrugs*

ANYWAYS!

Sooo.. While drawing my 5 in chalk last week, they came outside to watch me... here's our conversation:

3: Whatcha doin'?
Rae: Drawing.
4: What's that?
Rae: He's a ragdoll.
3: Randolf?
Rae: Ragdoll, yep. His name's 5.
3: I'm 5 too!
Rae: XD Yes, you are 5 years old, 3.
4: What's he doin'?
Rae: He's reachin' out for 9 because he just tripped and fell.
4: ... so he's going: 'NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNE!'?
Rae: Sort of, he just turn and cried, '9!'

... 3 and 4 proceeded to argue about how 5 screamed out 9's name. XD

My aunt is like me, she likes Burton and creepiness... and after I showed her the new French trailer, we both said:

"Danny Elfman is the soundtrack God..."

Aaaaand, last night, I had many 9 stories!!!

My mom and I got into an argument about 9 and the clips... she eventually just smacked the table and said:

"I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE ARGUING BECAUSE I DON'T CARE!!" It was late, and we both just burst out laughing while my cousin stared...

And then my little brother 3 came up and said: 'Big sister 7! 4's asleep on the couch, you have to put her to bed!'

... so I did. XD

And earlier, he came up and hugged me and said, "I love you, 7!"

.. do I seem like a 7-Type to you guys? XD

[Jabberwocky]

Awesome Rae! LOL!!
No I wouldn't call you 7 at all. Your closest to 6 I think, Pi is what you are!

[LadyLuminary]

A funny thought crossed my mind randomly one day: what kind of jobs would the nine of the stitchpunks have if humanity was still around.

1: Court room doll
Example: "Okay Mindy. Where on the doll did the man touch you?"

1: "Get her hands off of me, NOW! This is sexual harrasment!"

2: Plumber
Example: (in a pipe) "Oh, my. This is quite a large hairball we have here. Alright, one good tweek and it's out."

3&4: Disabled children's assistants

5: Car mechanic
Example: "Alright, 5-o. What's the problem?"
5: "There's something in the engine. I'll get it out....wow, it's a piece of gum."

6: Painter
6: "Here you go! A painting of your fiance in the nude. I hope you don't mind the artistic liberties I took."
"She's a panther !"

(I've got nothing for 7. I'll update this when I figure it out.)

8: Bodyguard
Punk Rival: "This little doll is gonna protect you from me, Antonio? You think this little guy is going to--ERUUURRRK!"
Antonio: "Thanks, 8."

(aaaannnd I've got nothing for 9. My apologize if I have offended anyone with this post.)

[Kittanimate9]

okay, i'm currently copy/pasting texts from Jaimie... (my anti-9ist friend IRL)

we were first talking about how they also have Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland posters at Edwards Cinemas (movie theater) along with 9 posters (the theater has three 9 posters, 2 QR code ones on the door and one original) ... of course i had to lovingly bring them up!

me: Jaimie, when was the last time you went to Edwards Cinemas?
Jaimie: last... Saturday?
me: THEN YOU SAW THEM
Jaimie: i'm lost...
me: they were on the DOOR for god's sake!!
Jaimie: oh. those. i saw them. 8|
me: saw what? SAY IT OUT LOUD!!
Jaimie: NO. I HOPE THE GREMLINS EAT YOU.
(this was a comment on dA she shortly left me after that text. xD)
what abut edwardss? i saw ice age 3 there though. saw A NAMED NUMBER THOUGH. AND A HUGE CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF SAID NUMBER. >:[ if there wasnt a 5,3, and1 year old girl there, i woulda... done things. to it. verryyyyy violent things.
me: what about the one inside? (come on, i bet you laffed at it!)
Jaimie: I stared and told my 3 yr old cousin it was the spawn of the devil.
me: orly? but did you even notice... nvm xD
Jaimie: yeah, i saw the poster thingy
me: no, 9 (as in the character) in particular
Jaimie: i don't know any of the chars 8|
me: of course not... but 9... (lmao, you won't even care)
Jaimie: 8|
me: but still :'D
Jaimie: 8|
me: do you ever stop using that face? xD
Jaimie: read the face. 8|
me: i have 8/ <-- WHAT NAO
Jaimie: B|
me: >.>
Jaimie: *posted pic of paper bag with B| face* serious bag is not amused!
me: despite the topic, that made me lol xD
Jaimie: FUFUFU
me: >.> i'll tell you anyway
Jaimie: NAWT AMUSED.
me: *sends picture of 9 poster with me pointing to 9's, erm, rather large rear* norly can't you see it?
Jaimie: wut wut in the butt?
me: :'D the point is that it's huge!
Jaimie: wuut?? tweed ppl hav no butts.
me: x'P
Jaimie: haha!
me: what? B| you haven't even seen the MB!
Jaimie: ...that's what he said?
me: oh pah. it's been fun torturing you, but... >.>
Jaimie: yes!
me: what? i'm not done yet! >
Jaimie: OH MAAA.
me: just one last thing... imma send pedo9 to watch you in your sleepz tonite >
Jaimie: does pedo9 like boys or girls?
me: o.o ...
Jaimie: just makin' sure!
me: he does stalk anti-9ists though... he's hiding under your mattress!
Jaimie: ohsnap!

... xD that's it for now.

EDIT: moar, discussing her incorrect terminology of the stitchpunks - she calls them tweed balls for those who don't know... >.>

me: the correct term for the 'tweed-balls' is actually 'stitchpunks', by the way. B(
Jaimie: that's so hardcore
me: i know! stitchpunkstitchpunkstitchpunk!!
Jaimie: not for 9, the pansy.
me: and you're telling me you don't know them...? x3