Funny stories about 9

[alonebutnotlonely]

I was talking to my sister about 9 earlier. She started to leave my room because she's sick of hearing about 9. We started talking about something else for a second, which lead to me taking her phone away from her. When I took it she yelled, "Nine!!!" We both froooze and then started to laugh. She was trying to say, "Mine," but it came out as 9. She then yelled at me for putting 9 into her brain.

[yoyobionicle]

I have nobody in real life to talk about 9 with, but I occasionally drag 9-related topics into DA chatroom conversations... >.>

(I REALLY AM Yoyobionicle this time! )

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<Yoyobionicle>My computer is very odd.
<Yoyobionicle>... I name it.... 6!
Yoyobioniclehas left [connection closed]
<Wakerra>(of all places...)
<Wakerra>(you are still here?)
<Wakerra>(says your connection was closed)
<Yoyobionicle>Yesh.
<Yoyobionicle>My computer is VERY odd... hence why it's name is now 6.
<Wakerra>(lol)
<Yoyobionicle>(But 6 is sorta cute........ for a doll thing with weird eyes and demented stripes. XD )
<Wakerra>(XD I like 6's look)
<Yoyobionicle>( XD He's certainly very popular on the forum. What with his iffy eyes and candle wick hair. ... Who put that on him, anyway...)
<Wakerra>(shrug)
<Yoyobionicle>( "... 6, what on earth...?" "I made myself HAIR! " "... And to think I used to pretend you were sane.")
<Wakerra>( I can so see that...)
<Yoyobionicle>("And I drew stripes on myself." "...So you did." "I used a ruler to make them look straight." "Where did you find a.... never mind." )
<Wakerra>(lol)
<Yoyobionicle>( "And then I found a bunch of old pen nibs and AH MADE 'EM MAH FINGERS!" "Please stop talking to me." )
<Wakerra>( someone is WAAAAAAY too excited over the movie....)
<Yoyobionicle>(OH MAI WORD YOU HAVE NO IDEA.)
<Wakerra>(lol)
<Yoyobionicle>(It's like you and Pokemon, but without cards for me fill a luggage with.)

[kamalyn]

(it's been a while since someone's posted a story..... )

Anyway, I was sitting in the cbox today when Final comes bursting in going on about a 6 voice clip. Turns out there's a 5 minute 20 second featurette on the Coraline Collector's edition. In a flurry I leapt off my bed and grabbed the closest clothing (a Cirque du Soleil shirt and my set-painting jeans) and threw it on. I didn't even care that the door was wide open and my mom's friend probably saw me in my bra. Shaking, I grabbed my purse and ran out to the living room.

"MA! I'M GOING TO WAL-MART GOTTA GET CORALINE!!!!!"
She stared at me for a second, then laughed.
"The car's in the shop, remember?"

I just about DIED. She's gone out to get it now. I should have it within the next 30-60 minutes!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!

[--[Evayo-∞-Infinity]--]

Alright, I've got a story... but it's not all that funny.

I told you before that, when I went to go see Transformers, there was a cool 9 poster in the theater lobby, featured prominently on the wall. It was amazing, and I marveled at its incredible beauty. Just the sight of it made my day.

However, my day was ruined (exaggerating) when I sat through the previews and was denied the pleasure of seeing the 9 trailer on the beautiful big screen.

Today, I went to go see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with my parents, sister, grandmother, and Kalus. To my disappointment, I once again did not see the trailer. Only a trailer for New Moon. Bleh.

When we were leaving the theater after the movie, I realized that the poster was gone. We were in a bit of a hurry, so I hadn't the chance to look for the poster on our way in. I scanned the lobby for where the poster could possibly have gone, until my eyes fell upon a faint, familiar green glow, obscured by a stand-up for NEW MOON.

Let me tell you, I did a pretty decent job of hiding it, but I was PISSED. I've got nothing against the Twilight saga, but the fact that it stood between me and 9, of all things, combined with the fact that I had yet to see the trailer on the big screen, was enough to make my blood BOIL.

It makes me think that 9 isn't getting enough exposure outside the internet, a fact that worries me a little bit...

[Rabbit2009]

Personally Evayo, I believe they should put up 9 tv spots!!

While driving in the car, my sibling was annoying me and my mom by making weird sounds. Irritated, my mom asked, "Who's doing that?"

Me:"It's 2. I mean <insert name here> did it."

Errr, 2 is one of my favorite character and I call my sibling 2!! *ashamed at self*

[Jabberwocky]

Ah that's cute Rabbit.

lol, I'm watching The Majestic right now and when Martin Landau came on my mom gets all excited and says "You know who that is right?" and I shouted gleefully "It's 2!!!" My mom gave me a weird look and was like "Who?" I'm all bouncing in my seat and said "2!! From 9!" Mom just blinked and said she meant he was from the old Mission Impossible t.v. show.

I'm always trying to get my family interested by telling them the awesome actors that are in 9. They still just ignore me.

[FinalAdventure]

Awww Jab *glomps*

Anyways, for the first time in forever, I decided to post up a hilarious mental image, inspired on skype while talking to Rae and Indi. This was my mental image:

(copies and pastes conversation)

Final: xD LOL why did I get the hilarious mental image of 6 running up to 8 and keying him!? xD ... Then 8 poking 6, and watching him fall over xDDDDDDDD
Rae: XD
Rae: HAHAHAAHHAHAAAA!!!
6: *keys*
8: *pokes*
6: *falls over* -_-
Final: xDDD
Indi: LOL!!
Final: I almost wanna draw that xDDD
Indi: I'm tempted
Rae: ... Dang, I've gotta draw Pi in a dress for Ghost before I can draw that... XD
Final: xD LOL

(By the way, when you key somebody, you take your key and smack them as hard as you possibly can xDD)

xDDDD I tempted Rae and Indi to want to draw it, and now I'm wondering if I should draw it myself... Hmmmmm :3

[Jackiexiii]

This is something that happened a few days ago at Comic Con. But here's some back ground first:

A few years ago, my step dad took me and my sister Debby to an ORC con (Lord of the Rings convention). There we met the infamouse Elijah Wood during a photo shoot. We where like 12 and 13 when we went, so we where trying REALLY hard not to freak him out with our young teenage fan-girlyness. We got about 50 seconds to have a quick chat, take the photo, then say good-bye. While we where walking off the stage, I didn't notice the huge stool behind me, and I tripped right over it, and almost went face-down if Debby haddn't grabbed me. And Elijah was all like "Oh my gosh! Are you okay??" The greatest stunt in the year of 2006

I looked back on that the day of Comic Con after they showed the preivews in Hall H. and my mouth dropped. "Debby...9 was concerned for my saftey!" -fangirly squee"

Ok now back to topic:

Hall H. Shane Acker, Tim Burton, Elijah and that other producer guy who's name no one can remember where there talking about 9. This wasn't really THAT funny, but Deb and I where busting up all day about this. The script goes...

Shane: Well, all ready the list of fans on this is sky rocketing. (or something like that)
Tim: Maybe this year, we will start seeing some great 9 halloween costumes!
-long pause-
Elijah:.....Burlap Sacks?? O.o?

Poor guy didn't have a clue they where joking. XD Deb and I cracked up so bad, we where sure all 6,000 people where staring at us. Good times. Goooooood times...

[kamalyn]

OMG Jackie that is awesome!! I wish I could have had Elijah Wood concerned for me...

And you're so lucky you got to go!! What happened with the one time when that one person was asking a question then switched to asking something personal of Tim Burton then they cut his mike?


ModKam: Bad mod! Stay on topic!
NoobKam: Well, it's kind of on topic; it happened at the 9 panel, it's probably funny, it's 9-related...

[Annadesu]

I've been trying to convert my boyfriend to 9-fantard-ism for a while now, showing him every clip, interview, and image that came floating onto the internet. His reaction has always been something along the lines of "Oh, that's neat!" but never any TRUE fantardness. XD When I went to visit him over the weekend, I started showing him all the 9mash videos that you people made (and I participated in the last one). There was one clip in particular, where it shows clips of 1 and 8, and says "Why have WIMPY WIMPY WIMPY, when you can have HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY", and my boyfriend nearly wet himself laughing. When he finally calmed down, he sat up and said "Ok, I'm a 9tard now." I was very happy <3

[Jackiexiii]

Well the guy had asked his question and he was stalling to long so already they where trying to get him to leave. then he asks Tim: "Tim...I was wondering if...if you remember me?" And Tim was like " I must have been drunk that day." Then they practicly shove the guy off camera.

[Jabberwocky]

rotflol "I must have been drunk that day" "Burlap sacks??" LOL XD

I'm not going to stop laughing for a while.


Wow, so awesome you got to meet Elijah. It would have been awesome if you could have met him again and reminded him. He probably wouldn't have remembered but still. Holy crap I'm so jealous, I have to exalt you just for the epicness of it all.

[kohitsu]

OMG You people who get to meet Tim and Shane are sooo lucky!!!!!!

Hehe, I was the mastermind behind WIMPY HEFTY. XD It made him wet himself!??! ROFL Yay for 9 mash!!! XD Must start working on 9 mash again...

[Annadesu]

Jul 29, 2009 9:16:49 GMT -5 @kohitsu said:

Hehe, I was the mastermind behind WIMPY HEFTY. XD It made him wet himself!??! ROFL Yay for 9 mash!!! XD Must start working on 9 mash again...

That was you? THANK YOOOOOOU... my boyfriend is a 9tard now <3

[Jackiexiii]

Ok, here's something that happened 15 minuets ago...(fans of 2 will laugh at this.)

I was looking at the 9 Scientist's facebook notes, and my mom hands me an empty yellow envelope. I wasn't sure what to do with it, so I stuck my face in it to see what's inside, and mom gives me a weird look.

Mom:"What are you doing?"
Me:"I'm inspired."
Mom:"...It's trash."
Me:"Smashing!"