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Post by Triple 7 on Mar 15, 2011 10:30:29 GMT -5
For anyone who has sat down to watch 9 with anyone else...be it a family member, friend, or lover...and they have said any kind of quote that made you fall over laughing.
I've got quite a few winful ones that I'd like to share.
*7 has just came into the scene the second time and is fighting the Winged Beast*
Mom: ...7's quite the tomboy, isn't she?
*The "celebration" scene after the defeat of the Fabricator, the cut to 1 sitting on an empty bottle of whiskey*
Logan (my little brother) : Damn...where'd all my Jack Daniel's go? You don't even know the half of lording over all these idiots without being hammered drunk!
*9 is listening to the Scientist's message*
Scientist: Hello, 9. We had such potential...such promise...
Logan: But the Parasite said NO! (anyone who has played Bioshock 2 will get this joke XD)
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Post by Annadesu on Mar 15, 2011 10:44:14 GMT -5
*My friend has just seen a clip of 5 for the first time*
Sarah: "Is the fat one the girl?"
*8 throws his knife at the winged beast*
Sarah: He's the Pilsbury dough boy on steroids!
*1 takes his cape off to escape the winged beast*
Sarah: "He's stripping! Naked pope time!"
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Post by dirkuus on Mar 15, 2011 12:32:44 GMT -5
...I've just decided I want a friend like Sarah. xD
*1 is speaking for the first time*
Angel (my brother): -whisper- "The hills are alive~"
*First clip of 5*
Angel: -whisper- He's the gay one, amiright?
*The ending*
Mom: Well that was cheerful.
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Post by Ani on Mar 15, 2011 14:24:10 GMT -5
Does stuff I say myself count? Cuz I've only seen it with my dad and he fell asleep after 2 showed up, XD;
*when 9 watches the recording*
me: (as the scientist) but that damn McFly kid never came back with my time machine, so I made you instead*
*when 9 sees the scientist's body*
Me: Great Scott! I'm dead!
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Post by raiadisney on Mar 15, 2011 17:01:49 GMT -5
(1 after having to take his cape off)
my cousin Linh: Hey isn't it like in the Incredibles where the superheros' capes gets caught in a jet engine and they die.
me: and that little lady goes "NO CAPES!"
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Post by Bane on Mar 15, 2011 20:37:24 GMT -5
The first time 27 and I watched the movie it was mostly KISS HIM DAMN IT YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO and screaming at the characters to run away and not die. XD But we haven't watched it together in so long, I can't remember anything but one thing I said.
6: The Sourse.
Me: Thus, the McFky has spoken.
AND IT WAS SO LAME. XD
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Post by 123SamGirl on Mar 16, 2011 10:14:38 GMT -5
I was trying to get my brother's friend to watch 9... instead I got his attention for about 5 mins into the movie and this little comment.
*when 9 wakes up for the first time*
Bro's Friend: Wow this is just like Toy Story 3! (in an unamused tone)
Me: *face-palm*
I mean I've heard "Depressing WALL-E" and "Weird Sock puppets" but "Toys"? REALLY!? They are NOT toys...they're action figures! *shot*
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Post by Annadesu on Mar 18, 2011 17:41:08 GMT -5
My friend Lou, seeing it in the theatre for the first time: "Ok so... the old guy... he made everyone his bitch or something, so the chick ran off with the kids?"
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Post by Bane on Mar 18, 2011 22:09:01 GMT -5
XD You friend is epic Anna.
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Post by Mel on Mar 19, 2011 14:30:49 GMT -5
lol, I've had this with my friend Joanna.
*Winged beast scene, when 8 is hanging onto the roof of the cathedral*
Joanna: He's so fat, he can't even do a pull-up!
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Post by Bane on Mar 24, 2011 17:40:17 GMT -5
Dad: *walks into my room as 1 acts like his 1 self* Is that doll a gay pope?
I LOVE YOU DAD. XD
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Post by Basch on Mar 24, 2011 20:34:42 GMT -5
I had a fun old time watching it with my boyfriend...
*when 9 awakes and looks outside the window*
Matthew: Damn, not even Chuck Norris is gonna be able to fix this shit!
*when 1 er... flips(?) 9 around to look at his number*
Matthew: Wow, 9 got made Popey's bitch pretty quickly there.
*upon seeing 7*
Matthew: Oh hello, obligatory female character!
And also throughout the movie, he thought 5 was a chick. Even when I told him otherwise, he still denied the fact, as he pointed at 5's rather wide hips. XD
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Post by Rabbit2009 on Mar 25, 2011 3:41:42 GMT -5
Even though my parents thought that 9 was meh, they pretty much enjoyed commenting it.
(the scene when we first see 1)
Mom: He looks like a bishop
Me: Well, he's supposed to look more like a pope
Mom: Still looks like a bishop!
(scene when 7 fights the Winged Best)
Dad: It's Super Doll!
Oh parents, you never cease to amuse me XD
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Post by Stitchgirl94 on Mar 27, 2011 6:39:26 GMT -5
With my brother last night:
*scene where 8 first enters*
Michael: Hey Nikolai. (heh, wonder if only I get that on here...)
*first library scene where it cuts to the shot of the golden statue*
Michael: Who's the lady with the breasts?
*scene before the factory when 9 crouches to avoid the spotlights*
Michael: *fart noise*
*end scene where 8 firsts comes out of the talisman*
Michael: *farts* (he REALLY farted that time)
Me: Wow... moment killer much?
*through the entire end scene*
Michael: Cry! Cry! Cry! Cry! (he knows that that scene tugs on my heartstrings EVERY time. I didn't manage to keep from crying this time around either. When I FIRST saw the movie, I BAWLED)
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Post by toramarikama on Mar 27, 2011 9:12:29 GMT -5
Kyki, the rarely mentioned other sister walked in on me and Rosie watching it, right at 6's intro sceen... and this happened.
Kyki: So wait, does that mean one keep him chained up as his sex slave or something?
Rosie: *gasp* You said that bad word your not suposed to say! And I know what you mean too! You mean humping! Like when the nasty dogs next door do it! 1 humps 6!
Me:(horrified) ....If mom asks.... this is ALLLLL your fault!
....we are so horrible... and also...
*sceen with 9 getting the scientist's message*
Me: 9... I am your father! (heavy Darth Vader breathing)
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< yooo credit to Ghostwriter for drawin this and bein awesome uwu.
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