LOL yoyo! You come up with the funniest ideas (how 5 lost his eye and now 6 tricking 9)
I also have a few (ok, I lied -- SEVERAL) funny stories about 9. Here are the ones I can remember:
I showed my sister the 9 trailer for the first time. I showed my stepsisters the trailer separately. So as I'm showing them, they all came up with the same conclusion that 1 was the Pope because of his hat. In the exclusive clip, where they're fighting against the flying machine, and 1 jumps off the roof and grabs onto a spire for dear life... the twins (my stepsisters) were like, "The Pope's committing suicide! No wait, it doesn't look like he's letting go of the roof anytime soon..."
A lot of funny stories were invented on choir tour/my school trip.
My sister and I were talking about how different rag-dolls would wave at people, because in Soul Seekers, 9 invents "the waving ritual". She was talking about how 7 would have this girly wave and how 5 would have this weird grabbing wave because he's a mechanic. I then gave 1 this really weird wave that was funny... I should draw it sometime, but it was the funniest thing ever.
The REALLY funny one was this idea my sister had that went like this:
"Everyone, I have some... concerning news." 6 said, leaning against what looked like a half-broken video. Leaning harder, he pushed it into the VCR, and smacked the TV button with a nail to turn on the television. The TV flickered on and the eight rag-dolls gathered.
Loud noise blared, and a human was pictured, headbanging, playing heavy-metal guitar. The rag-dolls had mixed expressions while watching this. They all looked at 6, who looked concerned, as his eyes looked at the screen and back at the rag-dolls repeatedly. After a few minutes of pure heavy metal, 6 turns the volume down so his voice is audible, and says, "Should we be concerned? What are the humans telling us?"
"Looks like music to me," 5 shrugged. Everyone looked at 5, who was correct, like he was crazy.
"I'm thinking this is a death ritual," 6's eyes widened.
"Look at the way they're banging their heads," 1 pointed at the screen, "It's attemptive suicide."
"It must hurt to bang your head to death," 8 observed, "It must take a long time to die that way."
6 looked back and forth again with a concerned gaze, "We must know why the humans would ever do that..."
Yeah, it was funnier on the school trip, because I saw my sister's expressions for 6. A lot of my funny stories are my dreams... which I haven't been having many 9 dreams lately due to an illness that somehow is STILL HERE. I haven't been this sick in... like 3 years. Ok, I think I remember one more funny 9 story:
Ok, so I'm doing bloopers/outtakes for Soul Seekers as well as the actual story (which is taking FOREVER to draw, especially since I'm sick). There are REALLY funny bloopers. I'll show you nine of them (for the irony of it) that I found hilarious...
Blooper 1: Box Issues
I was lying on my back until I sat up to observe my surroundings, and once I realized where I was, I struggled to stand on my legs for the first time. Surprisingly, standing was easy. I took my first step forward, and easily discovered how to walk. I was so drawn to my first discoveries of mobility that I accidentally ran into a metallic box.
"OW... F- *censored*" I screamed as I fell backwards.
The creator sits up, "You're supposed to pretend to run into it!"
I looked at him with cursing eyes, "You're supposed to be dead."
Blooper 2: Box Issues -- The Revenge
I was so drawn to my first discoveries of mobility that I accidentally ran into a metallic box.
I got mad at it so I kicked it, but it folded up and crushed my leg. "AAHH *censored*" I banged on its shiny metallic surface, "Whyyyyy!!!"
"Because you need to work on your acting skills," the creator throws papers on the floor. "Why did we hire this guy!?"
FinalAdventure comes out of his room to the scene, "Because he's 9."
"Why did I make him?" the creator shook his head.
"You were intoxicated by the environment," FinalAdventure grinned.
"Evil!" I hissed. "Get me outta here..." I banged harder on the metallic box to release my leg.
Blooper 3: Machines Can't Talk
This giant machine crawled out of the darkness, resembling a cat skeleton, and it crawled on a heap of metal scraps, holding something in its mouth. I peered closely and realized it was swallowing pieces of gear, which it immediately spat out.
"Ugh!" The cat-skull machine growled, "How old are these?"
"You're supposed to be a mute!" FinalAdventure screamed, throwing the script papers on the floor. "You only growl and roar and hiss..."
"Where's the fun in that?" The cat-skull machine sighed. "I can roll over and play dead! Wouldn't that be great?"
"I'm leaving that to the dogs," FinalAdventure sighed, "I'll be in my room..."
"Grr..." The cat-skull machine growled at me.
"Nice kitty," I said.
Blooper 4: Don't Film During Mornings
I spoke my first word, "Rrrrruuugggghhh...."
The cat-skull machine tilted its head to one side, "That was one demented greeting."
"Hold on," I said, grabbing a bottle of water and drinking it, "Ok. I can speak."
The cat-skull machine died laughing.
"Shut up," I said, "Hello. There I said my first word."
Blooper 5: Outside Interferences
Unsure of the person's intentions, I halfway crawled out of my hole and said, "Hey... thank--" My eyes widened.
Eyes staring through a bird's skull, piercing through my being, and I paled as I realized that this person might not be on my side. "Why didn't you finish your line?" 7 whispered.
I pointed to the top of the hill. 7 turned around and her jaw dropped.
"Why'd you stop --" FinalAdventure froze.
A herd of cows came mooing down the hill. The cat-skull was behind chasing them, "Mee-haw!"
The rag-dolls and the writer stared at the retarded machine.
"I've always wondered why goose are geese," the cat-skull machine said, "but moose aren't meese."
The cows freaked out, running towards the cathedral.
"Not my beautiful set," FinalAdventure sighed.
Blooper 6: What's on 7's Mind
The expression was neutral, until anger was detected, and then unexpectedly, the person whacked me over the head with its spear. "Are you studly!?"
"Ow!" I yelped, looking up with a confused look, "Am I what!?"
7 blushed, "I mean stupid."
FinalAdventure died laughing.
"We know what's on 7's mind," Cat-skull machine walked back onto the set.
"Play dead," 7 pointed to the ground.
The cat-skull rolled over, "Woof!"
"Something's wrong with that machine," I said as we watched the cat-skull roll down the hill screaming whee.
Blooper 7: The Killer Cows
"7!" A voice called in the distance, over the hill, in the direction of the new city.
The warrior growled but answered back sweetly, "Yes?"
5 ran up the hill screaming, "RUN!"
A herd of cows come mooing up the hill, chasing the rag-doll group. I ran screaming like a girl, and so did 7 -- wait.
5 held out his hand, "I never got to meet you, 9, but just to let you know." 5 sobbed, "This would've been a good movie."
"How do you know my name!?" I freaked out.
The cows demolished the set.
"What's up with the cows?" FinalAdventure pondered, "Must be my imagination."
Blooper 8: Attack of the Rag-Dolls
"He's dead?" 2's eyes widened.
"HE'S DEAD!?" 5 screamed.
I shielded myself as they attacked me.
"Guys!" FinalAdventure pointed to the script, "It says that 9 perceives you guys as in a position to attack him... You're not supposed to actually..."
"Oh," 2 shoved me to the floor, "Sorry."
Blooper 9: 2's Death
"2!" I ran up to the dead body crying, "Oh 2!"
A group of belly-dancers came in, "Happy, happy birthday!" They began singing.
"Oh 2!" I tried not to break character.
Penguins with salt shakers came in dancing.
I snickered, "Oh 2..." I laughed. "2!! HAHAHA 2!"
2 got up laughing, "Who's birthday is it?"
The cat-skull grinned, "Sorry. Girls, penguins, this is a bad time."
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Yeah... *goes off to think of more funny 9 stories... there are way too many*
