Funny stories about 9

[baycrum267]

My brother is now an emo and He's only 10 so I told him I'd buy him some hot topic shirts.
Him:NO NINE!!
Me:They're not out yet but When they do you're wearing!

[FinalAdventure]

LUL RAE!! YOU POSTED IT XDDD I LOVE YOU!! *hugs*

My funny 9 story...

I'm a social outcast. I'm really self-conscious in public, and I get a lot of stares. While waiting to watch Orphan at the movie theaters, I had a bunch of people staring at me. I started flipping out, as I usually do. My sister made up this song for me, and made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe xD

This is a song about Cammy
Make him dance and do the "jammy"
He and his sister are so groovy
Going to watch an R-rated movie

This is a song about the theaters
I love you Focus Features
For you have brought us this:
Our one and only 6

She gasped and together, we made this epic song xD:

This a song about 6
A Scissorhands/Skellington mix
What sharp nib fingers he has
Thus the reason he's a spaz
6-y, wixy's
Such a pixie
When he's down
He's in a gown

Jumping around, screaming with glee
Bears the hyperactivity of a flea ~
When the others aren't so happy
They have 6 draw them a mappy
With the psychic, they'll never get lost
Except when it comes to listening to boss
1 runs them into a wall
And he's the one who bawls

Embers, precious embers out of the sky
6 leaps in attempts to fly
When he catches, he won't fail
Because, dear friend, you've got mail!
Bounding with joy, leaping with cheer
Ignoring 8 and his jar of beer
After a night of straight-on drinking
It got 6 into hard thinking

He was short... So very short.
"You're not," the twins retort
7 helped him to places hardest to reach
While 1 prepared his useless speech
He couldn't even reach the kitchen counter
No, he couldn't do it without her
Depressed without a reason to live
6 walked out with nothing to give

*enter sad music*

Good-bye, cruel world, he sang
Running into a pole with a bang
Clumsily falling down a hill
Crashing head-on to a mill
Staggering over to a wall
Getting to his knees to crawl
When tired, he fell on his back
In the middle of railroad tracks

He stood up tall and high
Knowing he was going to die
He shouted praise to the air
Though no-one was there

Suddenly the hangover faded
No longer he was jaded
In horror of what he did
He cried, "DEAR UNCLE SID"
Too late to turn back now
Hey look, a dairy cow
Small minds are easy to entertain
Hey look out! Here comes a train

Reaching out
Without a doubt
The train struck the little doll
But wait, he wasn't tall
The train passed right on over
6 exclaimed, "For the love of Grover!"
"A plan I didn't have to abort..."
"I'm simply too short!"

Eagerly skipping away
Exclaiming he was gay
With happiness and joy
Ran away the little toy
He crawled from fiction into reality
Adjusting to Earth-like gravity
Into the arms of Final with joy
Saying, "You're my boy. I'm your toy."

... My sister made that up. xD THE ENTIRE THING. OH MY WORD, IT WAS SO FUNNY TO HEAR WHILE WAITING IN LINE FOR ORPHAN! By the way, the last line was a Toy Story reference >=D

I love my sis. *hugs* Yup. That's my funny 9 story xD Luckily, I wrote it all down before we both forgot it.

[Lady-Moth]

This is gonna sound....extremely silly. ^///^

I was here, on the forums, thinking about the short. You remember how it began, right? 9 pounding with his hammer...
Well, just outside, I heard someone pounding on something, with a hammer, going in the exact rhythm that 9 was in the short!

Aug 8, 2009 23:31:53 GMT -5 FinalAdventure said:

This is a song about Cammy
Make him dance and do the "jammy"
He and his sister are so groovy
Going to watch an R-rated movie

This is a song about the theaters
I love you Focus Features
For you have brought us this:
Our one and only 6

She gasped and together, we made this epic song xD:

This a song about 6
A Scissorhands/Skellington mix
What sharp nib fingers he has
Thus the reason he's a spaz
6-y, wixy's
Such a pixie
When he's down
He's in a gown

Jumping around, screaming with glee
Bears the hyperactivity of a flea ~
When the others aren't so happy
They have 6 draw them a mappy
With the psychic, they'll never get lost
Except when it comes to listening to boss
1 runs them into a wall
And he's the one who bawls

Embers, precious embers out of the sky
6 leaps in attempts to fly
When he catches, he won't fail
Because, dear friend, you've got mail!
Bounding with joy, leaping with cheer
Ignoring 8 and his jar of beer
After a night of straight-on drinking
It got 6 into hard thinking

He was short... So very short.
"You're not," the twins retort
7 helped him to places hardest to reach
While 1 prepared his useless speech
He couldn't even reach the kitchen counter
No, he couldn't do it without her
Depressed without a reason to live
6 walked out with nothing to give

*enter sad music*

Good-bye, cruel world, he sang
Running into a pole with a bang
Clumsily falling down a hill
Crashing head-on to a mill
Staggering over to a wall
Getting to his knees to crawl
When tired, he fell on his back
In the middle of railroad tracks

He stood up tall and high
Knowing he was going to die
He shouted praise to the air
Though no-one was there

Suddenly the hangover faded
No longer he was jaded
In horror of what he did
He cried, "DEAR UNCLE SID"
Too late to turn back now
Hey look, a dairy cow
Small minds are easy to entertain
Hey look out! Here comes a train

Reaching out
Without a doubt
The train struck the little doll
But wait, he wasn't tall
The train passed right on over
6 exclaimed, "For the love of Grover!"
"A plan I didn't have to abort..."
"I'm simply too short!"

Eagerly skipping away
Exclaiming he was gay
With happiness and joy
Ran away the little toy
He crawled from fiction into reality
Adjusting to Earth-like gravity
Into the arms of Final with joy
Saying, "You're my boy. I'm your toy."

Dude....your sister ROCKS. XD

[SkunkHead]

Stupid story. Today I was rewatching the trailers when my mom came home from shopping.

Mom: Hey! GUESS HOW MUCH I GOT YOUR BACKPACK FOR???
Me: Um...how much?
Mom: 9 dollars!! WHAT A DEAL
Me: ...Mom...what
Mom: What?
Me: Ahaha, nothing.

I laughed like a retard to myself after that

[--[Evayo-∞-Infinity]--]

Lol, that's like me, when I freak out every time I hear the number 9 in like... EVERY social situation.

[Jabberwocky]

I was sitting in church drawing out some cute little 9 pics and my dad took one of my pieces of paper and my pencil, I thought he was going to write be a message telling me to pay attention, instead I got a little picture of a man made out of 9's. XD I was happy, I hugged my present and then my dad, he just laughed at my excitement.

After church I was walking around the hallways and a couple of friends saw me go by and said "Hey, are you still drawing 9 pictures?" XD I thought it was funny that they just randomly asked me that. I guess my obsession shows more than I thought. Anyway, I had some 9 pics that I drew right there in church so I showed them. ^^

[Annadesu]

My friend and I, discussing 5, 1, and 8!

~~~~

Piano Love says:
That action figure of 1 looks really fat.

OMG DIET SODA says:
Just like 5! <3

Piano Love says:
5 ISN'T FAT, HE'S BIG BONED.

Piano Love says:
He's also not short. He's FUN SIZED.

OMG DIET SODA says:
He's not blind in one eye, he just wants to be a pirate.

Piano Love says:
He dosen't have buttons, he has small round disks, attached in order to secure an opening.

OMG DIET SODA says:
You took that from Wikipedia, and you know it.

Piano Love says:
...5 would use Wikipedia.

OMG DIET SODA says:
NO. HE HAS RULES.

Piano Love says:
WHY, WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

OMG DIET SODA says:
YOU FORGET TO REMEMBER TO BE SCARED.

Piano Love says:
I just got a mental image of 1 trying to push 5 into a small crack in the wall, but his ass gets stuck.

OMG DIET SODA says:
I was about to make a spanking joke, but I changed my mind.

Piano Love says:
1 LOVES JUNK IN THE TRUNK.

OMG DIET SODA says:
That's why 8 is his manslave.

Piano Love says:
Oh dear God.

[SiL]

My little cousin Colleen is 4 and is already a complete absolute junkie of all things Tim Burton. Her favorite movies are The Nightmare Before Christmas and Coraline ( nothing scares this kid----my sister and I have long since corrupted her) so the other day I went ahead and showed her some trailers and stuff from 9.

....Colleen also loves birds. A LOT. As in, she's completely obsessed with them. So her introduction to 7 went something like this:

Colleen: *sees 7 with her helmet on for the first time* Bird......birdy.....BIRDYBIRDYBIRDYBIRDYBIRDYBIRDYBIRDY-------

7: * slides helmet up *

Colleen: BIRDYBIRDYBIRDYBIRD----------------dolly?





Another funny incident involves my best friend's dad. He refers to her two older sisters as " Daughters 1 and 2 ", and he calls us " Daughters 3 and 4 " ( Scarlett and I are together so much he claims we're twins---we act like them, too...) So after showing him the trailers and explaining the characters to him, he decided that our nicknames should be 3 and 4, because we are like twins, are hopeless bookworms, and he can never understand a single word we say.

[Rae]

Soooo, a few weeks back while camping, my little brother wanted to go to bed early: I was recruited to tuck him in...

Rae: Alright, goodnight Linx.
Linx:.. that's not my name...
Rae: *blinks* Yes it is.
Linx: No, it's little 3! You said so!
Rae: *laughs and kisses his forehead* Oh, alright!!! You mini-9ist you... Goodnight, Little 3.
Linx: *tired smile and big eyed* G'night, 7.

Some time ago, I found my old report card from 6th grade. I had to do a double take, because on the envelope, there was my class number... The envelope read:

'KyRea ______ #7'

Needless to say, I flipped greatly and did a happy dance.

Several Sundays ago, I had drawn Pi during one of our meetings and had tucked her into the front of my binder. After Sunday school one of my friends turned to me and asked, pointing at Pi:

Col: Is that 9?
Rae: *blinks* You... know 9?
Col: I saw the trailer... and it sorta has the same eyes.
Rae: *isfightingnottohughimtightly* This is Pi, my character.
Col: Oh? Cool.

And then LAST Sunday, another boy in my church saw my doodle of a rather psychotic looking 6 in the same class before it started:

Tad: Hey-! That's 6! From 9, right?
Rae: *jawdrop, shifty glance* .. YOU KNOW 9?!
Tad: *nods, taking binder and overlooking drawing* Yeah, the trailer looks awesome!
Rae: Are you on the 9 forum?
Tad: *blinks* Nooo... But the movie DOES look cool!

My cousin Xanders and I have been working on changing the lyrics to 'You Belong With Me' to fit our buddy-buddy relationship, and she came up with the funniest lines:

Xan: You're online with your 9Friends, I'm upset, you haven't listened to anything that I said! You just don't get my humor like I dooo-!
Rae: *trying not to laugh* We're in my room, it's a typical Friday night, we're listenin' to the kinda music that we both like-
Xan: I'll never write the stories like you doo-!
Rae: Cause you wear cute skirts, I wear T-Shirts-!
Xan: I'm on the drama squad, and you're drawin' 9 pictures-!
Rae: *is laughing to hard to keep singing*

Rex: Rae, I've decided something-
Rae: Yeeees-?
Rex: Nax should have a crush on 8, it'd be hilarious.
Rae: ... are we talking about our Nax, or the Nax in our story?
Rex: *blinks and snickers* Both.

After I saw the new clip of the Twins...

Rae: GAAAAH-!!! They're sooo cuuuute, dangiiiit-!!
Mom: Ky, sweetie... you need to get a life... one that doesn't involve animated characters.
Rae: *blinks and smirks* Would you rather I was squealing over boys and saying how cute their butts are-?
Mom: *blinks and stares* Continue on your Twin rampage, it was interesting.
Rae: *grins* THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE KIIIIIDS--!!!

[Ozymandias]

^ That last one was AWESOME, BTW. ;D I'm using that to defend myself the next time my parents call me obsessed over something. XD

LOL, almost forgot this one. Back in June I was going to an orchestra performance and was trying to find my seat. I was looking at my ticket, muttering 'J9...J9' when I look up and see that my friend/crush was sitting in the seat next to me.

Me: NO. FLIPPIN'. WAY.

Needless to say, 9 is now my lucky number.

[Annadesu]

I realized (rather late) today that I work on the 5th floor of the office building.

I squee'd.

[SkunkHead]

Aug 13, 2009 10:23:01 GMT -5 Rae said:

Rae: GAAAAH-!!! They're sooo cuuuute, dangiiiit-!!
Mom: Ky, sweetie... you need to get a life... one that doesn't involve animated characters.
Rae: *blinks and smirks* Would you rather I was squealing over boys and saying how cute their butts are-?
Mom: *blinks and stares* Continue on your Twin rampage, it was interesting.
Rae: *grins* THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE KIIIIIDS--!!!

HAHAHA, the next time my mom says something like that to me, I am so going to use that excuse. ;D

[FinalAdventure]

As I was skyping with Rae and Kolya, I was trying to show them a funny screenshot I had... However, it was downloading too slow for Rae, and I asked her if she wanted me to tell her a funny story. She and Kolya said yes, so this hilarious story was born xD :

Once upon a time... There was a little spaz named 6! ... 6 liked drawing, predicting the future, and picking weeds for his best friend (his left hand, which he called Lefty).

One day, 6 was making a really pretty drawing of dinosaurs! (Don't ask xD) ... and he suddenly turned to Final and asked, "Why am I the main character again?" ... Final patted little 6 and said, "Because you're my favorite character." ... 6 then said, "Oh... Hey, it's your story >=D" ... He then resumed drawing dinosaurs, due to his epic ability to see visions of the past.

Anyhows, one day, 8 decided to be a meanie and steal 6's ink jar. So one day, 6 was running all over the Cathedral, trying to find it. He finally ran to 5 and tugged on his arm, "I can't find my ink jarrrr!! D=" ... Just then, 5 undid his buttoned opening, and pulled out... A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS. 6 gasped, "How did you get ALIVE ones?" ... 5 then said, "Final."

Then, 5 decided to help 6 find his ink jar, so they searched everywhere. As they were looking, a newcomer approached, and 6 casually noted, "Hey look, it's 9! Anyways... Where's that ink jar?" ... Meanwhile, 9 was getting mauled by a Cat Beast, and 7 had to save him because he couldn't save himself xD ...

After a while, 5 and 6 began getting really suspicious of 1, for he was always in a corner, avoiding them at all costs. Finally, the two confronted him and asked about the ink. 1 said, "I have no idea what you're talking about." In anger, 6 keyed 1, knocking his hat off his head. 6 placed the hat on his head, "HAH!" Just then... there was the ink jar on 1's head.

5 and 6 were like, "YAY WE FOUND IT!!" But it lost balance and fell to the floor, breaking the glass and spilling the ink everywhere... 5 and 6 fell to the ground laughing at how the heck the ink jar could fit in 1's hat...

And 1 died of embarrassment the next morning.

6 lived happily ever after as 5 fixed up his bottle, but the problem was making ink... So they improvised with grinding metal into a liquid ... it went very well.

And so, 6 was a happy artist, and could now draw freely for the rest of his life! (Until another confliction, that is >=D)

The end! =3

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The reactions:

Kolya: .............
Kolya: .........
Kolya: 8DDDDDDD
Final: LOL XD
Kolya: I LOVE THIS STORY
Kolya: XD
Rae: *hasdiiedlaughing*
Final: LOL!! Thanks!! xD
Final: Should I post this in "Funny Stories About 9"?
Kolya: Yus
Final: hahaha ok xD
Rae: Yeeees!! xD
Kolya: THE STORY WAS ENDEARING AND HEARTFELT AND WILL TOUCH MILLIONS
Kolya: XDDDD
Final: LOL XD
Rae: IT SHALL.

Yup! =3

[SiL]

Aug 13, 2009 10:23:01 GMT -5 Rae said:

After I saw the new clip of the Twins...

Rae: GAAAAH-!!! They're sooo cuuuute, dangiiiit-!!
Mom: Ky, sweetie... you need to get a life... one that doesn't involve animated characters.
Rae: *blinks and smirks* Would you rather I was squealing over boys and saying how cute their butts are-?
Mom: *blinks and stares* Continue on your Twin rampage, it was interesting.
Rae: *grins* THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE KIIIIIDS--!!!

....OFFICIAL BEST COMEBACK EVER. XD I am so using that against my mom next time she gripes about my love of animation.


So the other day, I was over at my friend Scarlett's house, and she called me something ( I can't remember what ), but it was enough to ensue a chase scene, across the livingroom, out onto the porch, and in Scarlett's case, straight off the edge of the porch, AIRBORN, landing halfway down the hill.

SiL:.....are you okay?

Scarlett:.......*winces in pain * That was fun....*giggles*

SiL:........you're not a bird, ya know.

Scarlett: ......*giggles* 7........BIRD.



I also realized today that 7 really has been my lucky number throughout life...it's almost as if it has been stalking me. For instance:

My number in pee wee soccer, softball and baseball when I was little were all 7.

My locker number in middle school and high school were and are both 7.

In 5 of my 8 classes last year, my desk number was 7.

My assigned seat on the bus in middle and high school were both 7.

My number in marching band is T-7.

I was born on December 7th.

The day I came up with my very first character was November 7th.

And the character that I find it easiest to relate to from 9 is 7.
IT'S WEIRD.

[Jabberwocky]

AAAAGH! So Gigi and I saw G.I. Joe yesterday (I would much rather have seen District 9) and at the very end the bad guys are put into two separate holding cells. One cell number was 7 and the other was 9. Gigi started cheering and I just groaned. >_< I can't get away from that freaking pairing!